July 2011
2 posts
I can now proudly say, I have been hit by a roll...
Met Wes Anderson, he's shit at pool
Either that or he’s a Swedish guy who looks vaguely like him.
June 2011
3 posts
Maybe he has. But the more important question is,...
Idea for MTV Hit Show: My Super Sweet Springsteen
In which, Bruce Springsteen does volunteer work and is generally a nice guy to people.
May 2011
9 posts
I remember when I used to be a Grammar Nazi
But then I stopped being a smug prick.
1 tag
How to tell if a person is lonely and desperate:
They have answered over 20 questions on Facebook.
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Sigmund Freud
Everything is wrong.
Some of the highest voted people for the Facebook question ‘Who would you most like to meet’ are:
1. Keith Lemon
2. James Corden
4. Russel Howard
6. Michael McIntyre
10. Lee Evans
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
I want Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison playing...
April 2011
4 posts
Telling Matt I Like Him
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is telling Matt I like him. He won’t talk to me anymore.
[Female, 12]
NOT MATT!
Science fact
kapi0:
The only reason guys EVER do anything for a girl is because they wanna bone them.
I helped my Grandmother move house.
Fuck.
Meat Talk
I was chicking the weatherham and the weather-lamb porkast a pheasant day in Ibeefa. I turkeys advice and porked the next chicken to the beef. I ended up lambging around, muttoning from my favorite book of poultry. I decided it was a mince-steak to go tuna beef so soon after my recent unpheasantness and by this point I’d had enough. My Cod, I was feeling ill so I began bacon my way tuna steaktion.
I just watched The Elephant Man
I don’t think there’s ever been a more upsetting film ever.
March 2011
2 posts
Don't Click This Link →
You kick down the door, shoot the captor in the...
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
6 posts
1 tag
Andron17: 6 kids commit suicide vs. Over a... →
andron17:
wilfy:
andron17:
Seems completely just to make a huge deal about six most likely clinically depressed teenagers killing themselves, when there is so much worse in the world. I’m not trying to say that it was acceptable for those kids to be bullied and isolated because of their life choices but it seems like, once…
I can see where you’re coming from but you seem to think that no...
Andron17: 6 kids commit suicide vs. Over a... →
andron17:
Seems completely just to make a huge deal about six most likely clinically depressed teenagers killing themselves, when there is so much worse in the world. I’m not trying to say that it was acceptable for those kids to be bullied and isolated because of their life choices but it seems like, once…
I can see where you’re coming from but you seem to think that no...
September 2010
2 posts
HAHAHAHA, YOU'RE A GUY BUT YOU JOINED A GROUP...
I managed to complete an entire 'Where's Wally?'...
July 2010
1 post
Genuinely, there's very few things I find more...
May 2010
8 posts
WatchPosh Tiger: One of my favourite Trigger Happy TV sketches.
April 2010
2 posts
Ever since I started using facebook to wish...
March 2010
3 posts
OMG WHY IS A BEAR MAKING POSTS ON THE TUMBLR?
3 tags
February 2010
3 posts
Ultimate dilemma:
You start to need to take a shit just before you get in the shower. Which option do you choose?
A: Take a shit before the shower and risk a horrible mess when it come to washing your arse.
B: Wait until you’ve showered, then shit, thus undoing all the cleaning of your arese you have just done.