Posted 6 months ago

I can now proudly say, I have been hit by a roll of toilet paper that was thrown by Tim Heidecker

Posted 7 months ago

Met Wes Anderson, he’s shit at pool

Either that or he’s a Swedish guy who looks vaguely like him.

Posted 7 months ago

This is definitely the funniest thing on the internet.

(Source: carboxylate)

Posted 7 months ago

Maybe he has. But the more important question is, what did Ryan do?

Posted 7 months ago

Idea for MTV Hit Show: My Super Sweet Springsteen

In which, Bruce Springsteen does volunteer work and is generally a nice guy to people.

Posted 8 months ago

I remember when I used to be a Grammar Nazi

But then I stopped being a smug prick.

Posted 8 months ago
Cliff, <3

Cliff, <3

Posted 8 months ago
Posted 8 months ago

How to tell if a person is lonely and desperate:

They have answered over 20 questions on Facebook.

Posted 9 months ago
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Sigmund Freud